200!!

Olen nüüdseks siin olnud juba päris pikka aega ja märkmetesse on kogunenud mitmesuguseid omapäraseid küsimusi, millega minu poole pöördutud on. Teen siis selle kahesaja siinoldud päeva auks ühe natukene toredama postituse ja panen nad kõik üheks vestluseks kokku. Here you go:

I like your accent, where are you from?
You mean East-onia?
Wow! That's so cool.
Oh I know, it's a country in Spain.
Wait, what did you say?
Is Estonia a state?
Where is it then?
But all Europeans speak Spanish, right?
I've never heard about that city.
So, you're you from Russia.
Does everyone speak Russian there?
So y'all speak English?
Wait, you've been to Europe?
Oh, my aunt used to live there too!
So, you can speak European together.
You don't speak European?!
ESTONIAN? What is that??
But there are only 1 million people.
Can you say something in your first language?
Yup! Sounds exactly like Russian!
But how do you speak English so well?
Are you all smarter than us?
Is school harder back home?
Are we stupid?
Why did you even come here?
OMG! you're a foreign exchange student!
Do you miss home?
What about your friends?
Do you know what ''Skype'' is?
By the way, who do you live with?
Oh, so you live with your parents?
Wait, y'all are not even related?
You look exactly like them!
But you have to go back, right?
So, you're not graduating here?
Wait, 3 MORE YEARS to go?
Why does it take so long?
How old are you?
17 and you don't drive?
AND NO SCHOOL BUSES?

Can you work?
Are drugs legal there?
What about drinking?
18?!?
I want to go there!

So, how do you like it so far?
Is the food different here?
Do y'all have Starbucks?
Are we fat?
Do you all drink Vodka?
What do you eat?
You don't have Chick fil A?!
NO?
Do you know what ''McDonalds'' is?
Have you ever been to a mall?
Do y'all have black people there?
Have you ever heard about hippies?
Europe? I thought you said ''Estonia''.
But how did you get here?
Are all Europeans that tall and skinny?
Are you a model?
What do y'all wear?
Are your clothes from Europe too?
Yeah I can see. Y'all are way behind.

Does everyone have blue eyes?
You should definitely be a model!
What do you think about American guys?
And you don't have a boyfriend??
That's probably because y'all are smarter than us.
Does every European know how to play that many instruments?
Wait, you're good at sports too?
Wow, and you can draw?
Every single student has to take art classes?!
Do they teach students how to solve Rubik's cube at schools?
YOU LIKE MATH?
You're so talented!
I totally need a boyfriend from Russia!!

...Ja mõni pilt ka lõpetuseks:

“Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”
― Terry Pratchett